Vegetables

Most people eat vegetables because they're supposed to be healthy, but they cover them in butter and justify this by saying, "well at least i'm eating vegetables."



Did you know that the only reason to eat vegetables is as a way of getting fats into the body? It's hard to eat a stick of butter all by itself, but melt it all over a bowl of peas and all of a sudden you have a delicious way of getting butter into your system.

My wife figured this out. She's a genius!!

My new "Life Verse"

Well it used to be

Job 5:7 (New American Standard Bible)
For man is born for trouble,
As sparks fly upward.

But this morning I have found a new one.

Proverbs 27:14 (New American Standard Bible)
He who blesses his friend with a loud voice early in the morning,
It will be reckoned a curse to him.


I always say, "if God had intended for me to see a sunrise, he would have put it later in the day."